Im Amy!(:
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assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

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princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

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itll:

*goes on omegle*

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*gets off omegle*

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